I just realized its 5 A.M. and I have a class at 10. Sure, I could get 5-ish hours of sleep and go to class but then I’d have to wake up and I can’t do that after only 5 hours of sleep. So instead, I’ve decided to stay up all night and hopefully not fall asleep in class. It’s probably for the best. I have English tomorrow and everyone knows you need to be able to b.s. shit to get an A in those classes and I B.S. the best when I’m half asleep. But right now, I’m going through the phase where my body is desperately trying to make me go to sleep and in order to fight it, I decided to type this up. So if I don’t make any sense, randomly change subject, stop in the middle of a sentence, or whateverelseimightdo, forgive me. -insert transition sentence here, well, I would, but fuck you mrs holland-

Last night, yea, I think it was last night, or the night before, who knows, the Cuas, Anhthu, and I went to the largest corn maze in the world, according to the Guinness World Record. Its 40 acres in size and has tons of corn. I mean, they could have fed all of Africa with that corn, but Americans need their corn mazes so its all good. Everyone knows Halloween > Africans. Well, at least that’s how it is for other people. For Indians, there is no Halloween without black people. Our parents scare us by telling us to watch out for the black guy that’s standing outside camouflaged in the darkness of night. Okay, back to topic before I forget what happened.

We got there at 8:10 (me thinks), gave them $9 each, and got our tickets and maps. The girls tried to map out a path, but they failed and we decided to just run in with just our awesomeness to help us find the way out. The first few minutes were spent walking around in a group, with Sam stopping to take a piss, but then Sam and I decided to go in a different, random direction. It was kinda useless since we ended up meeting up again 10 minutes later. After that, something happened, we split up again and Sam and I ended up getting lost some more. It was during this time that Sam decided that he would try to be funny and cut through the corn to get ahead of where I was going and scare me, or something stupid. The first time he ran into the corn, I had to walk around this patch or corn while he sat in the middle doing god knows what until he decided to come back out. The second time he ran away, I was heading through a patch of corn and all I heard was Samuel saying “that way is stupid” and when I turned around, he was gone. I went backwards to where he was and after 30 seconds of standing there, I decided to walk away. As my not-with-samuel luck would have it, I found the exit in about 10 minutes after that so I decided to call Anhthu to see how the other group was doing and to see if they had found Sam. Unfortunately, they were in the middle somewhere and Sam was no where to be seen. Being the idiot I am, I decided to go back in and look for Sam. Luckily, we bumped into each other a few minutes later but my with-Samuel luck kicked in and we couldn’t find our way back out.

And so we decided to call the girls to meet up with them. With the help of some yelling, we met up with them at the bridge that was in the middle of the whole damn thing. There was some map dropping, picture taking, and a men vs women bet to see who could make it out first. The girls outlined a way out on the map and got a 2 minute head start, but of course, Sam and I got out first. Fast forward about half an hour - 45 minutes later. Almost everyone is gone and the girls are still lost in the maze. Sam and I decided that a search and rescue was in order, since Aileen had the car keys, and so we went back into the maze not knowing where to go. I’m getting tired of typing now, so here’s pretty much what happened. The girls yelled a whole bunch, we ran straight through the corn towards their voices, we found them, guesstimated which way the exit was, and then ran back through all the corn and got out. Ends up that they had made it out one time before, but they had exited out on the other side of the maze and so they decided that it would be fun if they ran back in.

All in all, it was fun, well worth the $9 and we all learned a valuable lesson: Don’t use maps or your brain, just listen to your gut. (… and colbert fans laugh) sdfdsf, I don’t think I like how this is turning into a real blog instead of a money making tool.

There be some pics after teh breaks.

“YATTA!”

At the bridge in the middle.

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