Sorry for the lack of updates, nothing cool has happened for a while. Hopefully this picture of a Geisha makes up for it:

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This is pretty much for all the Davis people, but anyone can use it. We can’t use torrents here so I’ll be downloading/uploading them from home. Expect the episodes to be up the day after they air. All downloads will be posted on the ImportantWesbite.com forums under the Downloads section. You can find the direct link to that here.

The only catch is that you have to register, which shouldn’t take more than a minute. We have to make you register so the episodes don’t get indexed by Google. And since you’re going to be members already to download, feel free to post in the forum.

Once again, here is the link to the Heroes episodes. If you have any other show for us to upload, feel free to leave a comment and we’ll see what we can do.

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Yea, I know, “this is madness!” but I assure you, this is Chim. Just know that it wasn’t supposed to be this way, I was just trimming it becuase you know, us Indians have to groom our mustaches like rich white people groom their prize dogs, but one side looked crooked to someone and then one thing led to another and the next thing I know is that I have a tiny Hitler stache. I thought about keeping it, but I was like nah, I have to go to school. Oh well, it’ll grow back in like a week. I grew that much back in a day. The only good thing that has come out of this is being able to make fun of Samuel. I had more facial hair than him even after I shaved.

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First a matter of categorization. This is a problem solution because it is a solution to a problem. And it is finally a tutorial, but that term is used very loosely as few would be stupid enough to replicate the forthcoming description of procedure.

So about a year ago I bought the G15, the great glowing keyboard with programmable keys. Unfortunately I spilt some water into the top and the warranty has expired. After its little drinky drink the 4 R C and left Alt discontinued service. So because I didn’t want to pay for a new one i.e. I’m a cheap bastard, and I enjoy this keyboard very much, I decided to try and make it functional once more.

The idea was to take an old keyboard and put it in this one to use the broken keys on it. Trying to take two broken and turn them into one functioning was my only real option with the only downside of taking up two ports. Thus began the quest for the extra keyboard, I had three extra but one was ps/2, one usb (both of which were broken), and a an older one which has a converter to ps/2. (the googlenet said it was AT/XT but all else I could find on it was starwars related). I tried to obtain another so that I could complete this little experiment in frankenstiening, however certain persons were not exactly helpfull. I needed a usb keyboard because ps/2 isn’t hotswapable and as old as

this one is I would need it should this ruin both keyboards. Click more to continue…

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As most of you already know, Sam and I have a pet lizard. He caught him over the weekend while I was gone. It took us four days, but yesterday, we finally got some food for him. We had to go ant hunting, but it was worth it. We caught around 20 ants, but Lizzy is blind and can’t see the ants unless they’re a cm away from his face. Otherwise they just crawl over, under, and all around him. Hopefully he’ll learn how to eat once he gets bigger.

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To update Emo’s:

So anyways, instead of doing my freakin’ Asian American Studies essay which is due in 5.5 hours today, we decided to go bowling. I found it freakin’ hilarious how everyone kept trying to say Harpreet’s name. With the adjective thing, emo used Happy Harpreet, which sounded like Hoppy Hapeet at the time. I said Super Sam. Regrettably, I didn’t say Sexy Sam or something cooler like Somethin’ Sam. Anyways, we bowled and everything and I was suckin’ ass real bad. Like my lips were all over this guy’s fat, hairy ass. Then, at like the 5th frame, I started my cheating method. I’d roll the ball and shove it onto the lane instead of throwing it like normal. It’d go hella straight and shiite so it was working pretty well. At the beginning of the tenth frame, Hoppy had 91 points, while I had 75. We both had strikes and this was it. The moment of who gets a dollar. Hoppy screwed up his strike and got a nine. I went up and guttered immediately. It was horrible, with all the pressure on me. Second try for a spare, and I got a nine. It was over. I let out a primal, guttural wale and the world crashed down on me. Hoppy was all grins and evil laughy. I reached over into my back pocket slowly feeling for that papery feeling. I pulled out the dollar…farted on it and handed it to Hoppy. He doesn’t even know I did it and won’t until he sees this post in a while. We ended up forkin’ over a dollar fiddy each, but I didn’t wanna give up more than a dollar so I told preet to give up the dollar he just won for both of us. So in the end, he ended up paying fiddy cents for me and I only lost that much. In other words, I’m rich, BIATCH!

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Yesterday Sam and I went bowling with his sister, Aileen. She told us that some other people she knew there, but she wouldn’t tell us who. Sam suspected it was this Asian Christian group she made him hang out with last weekend. When we asked her, she said not to worry because we would get our own lane so it wouldn’t matter. So we made the biggest mistake of the day and decided to go.

Once we got there, it was decided that our religious freedoms were worth less than $6 (how much it costs to play on a lane) and we decided to just play a game with the Christians. “That ok I guess,” I thought to myself, “they can’t be that bad. They’re just people like the rest of us.” Boy was I wrong.

The first one we made contact with was Mrs. Wong 2.0 but twenty times worse. She made us introduce ourselves to everyone and then she made all of her friends go around in a circle and say they’re names. I guess it wasn’t that bad, it was a nice-not-so-fast-way of getting things started but whatever. But then these other two people came and the chick got the brilliant idea of going back around in a circle, saying our name along with an adjective that had the same first letter as our first name and our lowest bowling score. It was like the orientation queerness all over again. Everyone had shitty low scores and there I was, with my low score of 1 0 fucking 2. I told them I only played one game before and that that was my only score, but it made it awkward seeing as how they were all better than me.

So after half on hour of that bull, we finally started to bowl. Aileen wanted us to make a bet where lowest score buys highest score a drink, but Sam and I knew it would just turn into a battle of who wasn’t going to buy Aileen a drink because she’s cheatingly good. So instead, Sam and I wagered a dollar on the game. Maybe Sam can update you guys on what happened during the game, like me starting of with 2 points in my first two tries, but in the end, I won 119-101 and I got my $1, but then I lost the dollar because we had to pay the Christians $1.50 for playing with them.

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[Update]: Now that I have some more time, I guess I’ll go into more detail about what happened. Pretty much, it was queer all around. There was some queerness to the left, queerness to the right, queerness down the middle and queerness all night. There was no, “YOU SUCK!” when someone went up, there was just “Wooo! Yea! Good Job!” Fuck, if I hear someone tell me “Good Job” when I hit one pin in two tries, I’m going to shove the bowling ball down their throat. Debra, the Mrs. Wong 2.0 chick, she was the leader of the queer pack. I wish my name was harder to say because the entire time she was going “Go Harpreeeeeeet!” Comon, there are two “E”s, not fucking forty bitch. Then at the end, she was like yea, you guys can hang out with other groups too if you want cuz this is the somethingqueergroup but there are other groups that bowl too. Thanks Debra, thanks for giving us permission to not be your bowling buddies, thanks a bunch.

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This is our first of many “Davis Adventures” posts. We’ll be posting pretty much anything cool we catch on film.

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